Wetstew

Hell yeah man, Persist.
Outlive your enemies.👍

Hey OP, it's me, Wetstew. You doing alright?

Super is so good. The sound design makes everything gel together into a smooth slurry.

But, like good.

Metroid Prime is a masterpiece. The artifact hunt is a bit padding-y, but you'll be backtracking to get the power-ups anyway.

My favorite is (IIRC) Charlotte on the phone with Jonathan, she offhandidly tells Angelica "I love you." and you hear Jonathan say "What?!" on the other line.

"Oh Jonathan, I was talking to Angelica, I don't tell my employees I love them (walking out of scene) ~atleast~ ~not~ ~after~ ~Anita~ ~Hill~~...~"

I don't 100% remember if it was Anita Hill, but she namedroped a sexual harassment case. On Rugrats.

(What happened to Hill wasn't funny, but the set-up and shock of the joke was well done)

My buddy got himself a cat a few years ago. (She adopted him)

I would tease him about becoming a cat person. "I will never become a 'cat guy', I'm not going to spoil her. She's just a barn cat to keep the mice out"

The barn in question was the Mother-in-law house at his folks that he was staying in.

After a few months of us cat owners teasing him, I asked him point blank "have you ever slept in an uncomfortable position as to not disturb your cat?"

After a good half minute pause we got a "err, I mean yeah, I don't want to disturb her if she's asleep!"

He became a total cat dad until the day he moved into a dog house and left her with his folks. He still dotes on her when he comes home to visit.

Hol' up, I wasn't paying attention. Is Fields the name of OP's new grandmother?

Cis Dude, Queer, Texas, Mid-30s

If I'm talking between other men about a lady's breasts, I'll use tits or boobs, my best friend has an injoke where we use a flat "breasts" (:55)

If I'm in mixed company, boobs or breasts.

With women, especially older women, I'll use breasts or bosom if I'm feeling silly.

Younger women (if they bring up the subject) I'll sometimes do a idiot meathead word for them as a joke. "My poor ex had a bad back from her... her... what's the good word for bazongas again?"

For my own man-tiddies, I use bosoms or Robertsons. Men's bodies are inheritedly funny to me, so I don't use serious words to describe the less flattering details on me.

Considering the deaths the average Dwarf in my last fortress suffered. I ain't touching DF with a ten-foot pole.

A deadly dust forgotton beast broke into the fort through a forgotten cavern access. My military quickly killed it; but before they could step into the Dwarven Bath to rinse off the dust 2/3rds of my fortress was dying of a total body necrotic rot.

Boy if that isn't my mother to a T.

18, my soon-to-be-first-girlfriend was hosting a party.

I still have a fondness for coconut rum and sprite and big naturals.

Seems like it is a protest against the dumb-ass anti-trans shit the people in power in this state are pulling.