He's in a hoodie, take him out!
Warp10Lizard
joined 3 months ago
Agreed, but they'll inevitably fuck those up too.
The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.
That thing is cool AF.
Sophisticated computer scripts
if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }
Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.
We paid for cable and streaming services too. They'll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.
Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we're getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.