Warp10Lizard

joined 5 months ago
[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we're getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's in a hoodie, take him out!

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 0 points 4 months ago

Agreed, but they'll inevitably fuck those up too.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago

That thing is cool AF.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 0 points 5 months ago

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We paid for cable and streaming services too. They'll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.