UnhingedFridge

Thanks for sharing, had a good little chuckle.

Little one bonked into a glass door from what I know, and after noticing, I took the time to provide shelter and warmth until it was ready to fly away to a nearby branch - maybe 40 minutes? Enough time for me to take my work break and then a few extra to tell anyone with complaints to shove off. Just a gentle touch at the tail feathers and she walked right on.

The glass door is at an alleyway, so I don't think the bonk was very hard. Unfortunately I was on the clock, and don't have any knowledge of how to recoup birds, so I did the best I could.

I was shoveling snow at work and heard a little tap on the glass door near where I had tools stationed. I didn't think much of it aside from fluctuations from the sharp drop in temperature until I saw this little one just sitting on the ground when I went to shovel the other side. I put my hand down, and after seeing she wasn't trying to escape, gently guided her onto my hand. After taking the picture for this post, I held the little one close to my chest in an area away from the wind - thinking maybe warming up could help her regain senses faster. We also have a lot of hungry seagulls scoping the area, so I wanted to protect the little nugget from becoming a snack until she was ready to go. After she started being more mobile, I walked out to an open area with a few trees and waited for the little one to fly off with an outstretched arm - which only took a couple minutes before fluttering to a nearby branch.

It's such a special moment for me, and I teared up a bit when she took off.

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"I need you to install Anydecks"

That doesn't work - fails in multiple browsers/systems to load or with error code 1001.

"How can she slap?!"

Sane people have spoken. I'm sure way too many people would be willing to keep him in office even after this.