ThatWeirdGuy1001

Because that's exactly what it is. It's a way for the rich to force the policies they want while quelching any policies they don't.

I'll never understand how lobbying became a thing. It should have been shut down as anti democracy the second it was proposed

Because my roommates dumbass mother keeps waking me up after 5 hours of sleep and I'm too livid to fall back asleep

TIL

I'm more worried about the structural integrity of that bucket after he slung molten lava on the side

Yeah but as an American I'm the one that has to deal with the smell long after the sandwich is gone

I get not wanting to see it everywhere but you also have to understand that this is really world news. This is a central figure in American politics that is actually going to trial for an attempt to overthrow American democracy.

This is a historical moment that will probably be talked about for decades regardless of which direction it goes.

You know what I'm gonna start posting about Trump even harder

Also just plain no. Americans have been waiting for this for the past few years and it's fucking cathartic

On a funny note I'd make all fast food react like Chipotle.

On a serious note it would be the chipotle from South Park where you'd be shitting blood.

Not like it'll do them any good. In fact it might make more people defect after seeing they were lied to about the rest of the world.

Everyone who eats at fast food restaurants gets diarrhea for 3 days

This post was actually conceived after a large amount of people were confused by a 4chan green text meme. The information was all there just not written in the average sentence structure. Also I'm generally very good at making sure I'm understood and will even change my word choice for better understanding.

But no I'm just an asshole who's never wrong.