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Depending on how bad it is, I'd definitely try to pull something like this. Its blunt and funny enough to be a way to start conversation again. It's not really about the money, it's a means to engage. Your character and delivery are key, so it's not a formal attempt, more of a playful attempt.

I hope it helped!

Next step. build her a fort in the living room. Tell her it's just for her, but she may also invite you in to her fort. Give her Fort space, and she may give you Fort company

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It'll blow flour all through the car and they'll never get it out.

I like frozen peas

When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I'm usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with "drive safe, I love you". If I'm to sleepy to say drive safe I worry 'what if today she is in an accident, and I didn't say it'. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I'm too sleepy

Yep I'm here

Yes

A good chef knife

Also makes and excellent chrismas/birthday present

Laying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool

This sounds about right for the UK (where I live live)