Sasuke

joined 4 years ago
[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

just being himself

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he's now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

the funding from russia is NOT unlimited. i work day and night to ensure hillary will lose to biden, and putin is barely paying me a living wage

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 74 points 6 months ago (9 children)

wow, this trump guy seems scary 😳 i wonder what the democrats are doing to stop him

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

How is that spreading Russian propaganda?!?!

wow, you can tell it's an election year... don't even bother, i know you and your kremlin bot army are just here to convince me not to vote for hillary again. for the record, it won't work. i'm voting for her twice this year.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

i need to adopt a cat-owner mentality

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

spider solitaire first person rpg with klondike elements, customization cards, and a romance spider option

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

those NFT apes

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I also know after 9/11 I wouldn’t have given a shit if we did genocide an entire group if they were responsible.

you have hitler living inside of you

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