RangerJosey
That's what he does. Not understand things.
We live in a fascist country.
I can run any piece of machinery with an hour of goof around time. Doesn't matter what it is. Let me poke around it for an hour or so and I'll have all the controls and most quirks figured out.
Sadly it's useless because employers won't give me a chance to prove it.
Well boys. We clearly need to persecute them harder.
Aliens visiting Earth.
I know it's a statistical impossibility that we're the only life out there. I just don't believe they've ever been here. Since we haven't been either conquered or uplifted yet.
It'll be dead on arrival if it is.
Remember when it was "Don't be evil"
Lol.
Good news everyone! No more Student Loans!
Change my withholding to $0 and go on about my life.
Accurate though.