RangerJosey

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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Accurate though.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's what he does. Not understand things.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

We live in a fascist country.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago

I can run any piece of machinery with an hour of goof around time. Doesn't matter what it is. Let me poke around it for an hour or so and I'll have all the controls and most quirks figured out.

Sadly it's useless because employers won't give me a chance to prove it.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

Well boys. We clearly need to persecute them harder.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aliens visiting Earth.

I know it's a statistical impossibility that we're the only life out there. I just don't believe they've ever been here. Since we haven't been either conquered or uplifted yet.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago

It'll be dead on arrival if it is.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember when it was "Don't be evil"

Lol.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago

Good news everyone! No more Student Loans!

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Change my withholding to $0 and go on about my life.

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