RHSJack

I mean, it's where I keep all of my important tax documents in pdf and my old family videos. It's plugged in this here chromebook. Haven't needed to take it out since I got the thing during a sale for $160. The chromebook that is. I don't remember what 16Gb cost back then.

I was a scrawny kid with asthma and a head too big for his body. But I RAN to the bus after school and shot through the front door to the TV. That year started with Battle of the Planets and then blended into Robotech into one long japanimation smear only broken by a summer of Return of the Jedi and lots of comic books that suddenly got dark.

I'll be the non jokey one here and bring us all down with the hard math. 13.6 kilometers converted into American is pretty much, like, way more than a half tank of gas unless you have a Prius. But you do you. Can you get me a slushie on the way back? You know I'm good for it.

Unless he is really up there in age or has the palsy or whatever, he IS going to get better at it on his own eventually. I watch a streamer in his 80s who absolutely destroys on first person shooters and in Lord of the Rings MMO. But all he did was bia$tch when he first started streaming CS Go because he just didnt have the coordination. Now he uses CSGo was a palette cleanser, a cool down, if you will.

I didnt want to upvote you. I really didnt. But my parents raised me better. I am upvoting because its good optics in the neighorhood.

I might even go for "It's all poop."

You are not the Batman the people wanted. Or the Batman the city needs. You aren't Batman. But you ARE a hero serving the needs the people don't have but we didn't need pumpkin spice lattes yet here we are. I salute you not Batman.

Or even BETTER! It stays in, mixes into cheese, comes out as a cheese...log. A cheddar loaf, if you will. A veritable effluence of proper stinky cheese.

"Oh yeah, well, my uncle killed an entire playground full of kids. As retribution for another uncle who detonated a nuclear bomb on a factory making free antibiotics for the poor. Why just yesterday a bunch of hippies in Portland burned down a church full of worshippers because they don't pray to trees. I don't hear any Army choppers. This is America. We protect our own. Mostly. Sort of. We're a young country, still workshopping as it goes." tl;dr Dirty hippies are dangerous if you don't pray to trees.

But...but...my cabbages!

When I lived in Japan, the place I worked had a union though I wasn't a member. In all the time I worked there, all I heard was how their union got certain concessions and they were fighting for other things, too. Concessions which were already a part of our contract across the network regardless of union status. And the office lost one lawsuit which was a neverending topic from the union folks. Funny thing is, the company had to be taken to court again for noncompliance of the previous decision. Which they still hadn't followed by the time I left.

Enough about me. I want to know if this will be considered the same as Impossible Burger and we can start eating people meat without feeling guilty. Indulge in a taboo! Eat a forearm! I mean, not a real forearm. Actually, sort of.