PorkButtsNTaters666

joined 2 years ago
[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Sorry about the nick!

It probably wasn't your fault 🤣

Edit: I notice thet smart people here use synths - next time maybe

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Sextidi 26 Nivôse an 233 de la Révolution, jour d'Étain: Buena Vista Wetshaving Social Club - January Edition


Time for BVWSC again, this time courtesy of @gcgallant@sub.wetshaving.social! Like @djundjila@sub.wetshaving.social, both the soap and the artisan are new to me. The soap was expertly sealed, and was black, as advertised. To stay on theme, I also chose a razor with black scales.

Upon opening it, I mainly got an impression of smoke. They say:

The combination of cypress, vetiver, frankincense and musk appears fresh and dark at the same time. He [sic!] has something dry and earthy about it.

~The probably machine-generated translation did not use a recent LLM, I assume~

I found the scent very discrete, and had trouble identifying any of these (maybe because my nose is not as functional as usual these days in the cold season?). I also found the soap rather finicky to lather: I had to use about double the dose I thought initially I would need, and still slightly overshot the optimal dose of water, resulting in a rather runny, and not very protective lather (yes, I cut myself in the neck, you guessed correctly).

The experience of @djundjila@sub.wetshaving.social was markedly different, so probably I should try this again with filtered water and a synthetic nod (I have very hard water, which plays not too well with other artisans as well, e.g., AYLM). I reserve judgment for the moment, and will try again – the smush is big enough for a second shave.

Have a good day!

~Shared via emacs & sotd.el~

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

It will be a while before we reach total world shaving domination 👀

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have very dry skin, and it seems to help with that. Other than that, at some time in the past, I fell for a greatly reduced 300ml tub of preshave, and I used it because I had it. And somehow I got used to it 🤷

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Quartidi 24 Nivôse an 233 de la Révolution, jour de Cuivre


I got two samples with my order from LPL, among which Bay Rum. I never tried any bay rum scented product, so I was excited! I rather enjoy the scent, though I get some slight tingeling on my face – probably not for me!

Have a good day!

~Shared via emacs & sotd.el~

 

Prepare your smush, and choose your brush wisely!

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 2 points 1 week ago

That is very kind of you – let me think about it. Ideally, I'd have a sausage-sauerkraut flavored soap 😜

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Whiskey-labeled soaps who end up smelling like smoked sausages

Public service question: which one is/are these?

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The aftershave was also unscented, except for the fact that I dumped a sample of Roman Spice into it, so it actually smells like Roman Spice.

Now that I think about it, that kind of makes sense.

[–] PorkButtsNTaters666 5 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Décadi 20 Nivôse an 233 de la Révolution, jour de Van


I received a mail today from Le Père Lucien (4 shaving soaps and an after-shave; I will not be able to kill 4 soaps this year, I'm afraid...), and I also got a smush of his Traditionnel soap. So why not start with this one? First impressions: It provides a good and protective lather, but the smell reminded me disturbingly of a Bouquet Garni that I would put into soup.

Official scent notes: Lavender, eucalyptus, thyme, rosmary

~Now that I see it, I should have listened to Scarborough Fair by Simon & Garfunkel while shaving.~

Excellent shave with the 1912.

Have a good evening!

~Shared via emacs & sotd.el~

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A Look Back on 2024 (self.wetshaving)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by PorkButtsNTaters666 to c/wetshaving
 

Thanks to the newly acquired logging capacity of sotd.el (the oldest SOTD plugin for any reasonable^TM^ editor I am aware of), I've been logging every shave this year, and I thought: why not inflict the data on you?

I shaved 231 times in 2024 (roughly every 1.5 days). The move from reddit to lemmy coincides with a switch to straights – straight razors dominated my routine in 2024 (64.5%), though I still used my DE razors (22.5%) [though mostly when not at home], and occasionally I used GEM (9.5%) or AC (3.5%). If this continues, I will never again have to buy new blades. My brush collection splits between horse (45%), boar (32%), and synthetic (22.9%).

Let's go into the details, shall we?

Razors

Razor Frequency
Thiers-Issard 188 7/8 'Coq et Renard' - Straight 40
Parker Straight Razor - Straight 29
River Razors Kamisori - Straight 22
Koraat 14.2 Straight Razor - Straight 21
Ertan Süer L'Ours Russe (7/8th) - Straight 20
King C. Gillette DE Razor - DE 14
Edwin Jagger DE89 - DE 12
Greencult GC 2.0 II - DE 12
Dovo Barbarossa Stainless - Straight 11
Mühle R41 (3-piece) - DE 9
Star 1912 Type Razor - GEM 9
GEM MMOC - GEM 9
Feather Artist Club SS Kamisori - AC 5
J.A. Henckels Friodur 72 - Straight 4
GEM Flying Wing - GEM 4
Tedalus Essence - AC 3
Karve CB Brass C Plate CC - DE 3
Soviet Straight Razor Raketa - Straight 2
Merkur 34C - DE 2

My top five razors are straights, and it appears that I have somewhere a Friodur that I've forgotten to use.

Brushes

Brush Frequency
Semogue C3 Galahad Horse 🐎 70
Muninn Woodworks Gloire de France with Zenith 505BC Boar 🐗 36
Zenith 506U XS Horse 🐎 34
Semogue Owner's Club Boar 🐗 'Taj' 30
Chisel & Hound Blaireau de la République with 24mm G5 Synthetic 23
Yaqi 24mm Synthetic Panda 14
Semogue 610 Boar 🐗 8
Yaqi Aqua 24mm Synthetic 6
Yaqi 28mm Synthetic Rock 6
Benny's 21mm Synthetic 4

2024 was once again dominated by the Semogue C3 horse brush. Greatly recommended!

Lather

Soap Frequency
Southern Witchcraft Autumn Ash 33
Abbate y la Mantia Ishtar 18
Haslinger Schafmilch 🐑 18
Le Père Lucien Narcisse 16
Stirling Electric Sheep 🐑 14
Abbate y La Mantia Marduk 13
Haslinger Algae 13
The Goodfellas Smile Amber Fougère 12
Wholly Kaw Entropy Man 11
HAGS Megalodon 11
Zingari Man Mousse Illuminée 9
Zingari Man Bon Monsieur 9
MacDuffs Old Strathcona 8
Zingari Man The Watchman 8
Stirling Arcadia 8
Barrister & Mann Le Grand Chypre 5
Cella Aloe Vera 5
Chiseled Face Midnight Stag 5
Barrister & Mann Death 4
Barrister & Mann Plague 4
Barbury's Shaving Soap 1
Meissner Tremonia Mint Ice Menthol 1
Spearhead Spiced 1
Stirling Oro Valley 1
Abbate y La Mantia Don José 1
Barrister & Mann Famine 1
House of Mammoth You and I (Will Die) 1

Trivia

I had Claude explain the chi-squared test to me and apply it to my data. It turns out that the Blaireau de la République has become dedicated to Zingari Man soaps (a value of 100.40 with one degree of freedom, highly significant, p>>0.001).

I killed three soaps (Autumn Ash, Schafmilch and Marduk), and bought three others – which is net neutral overall (yay!). I unfortunately was less disciplined with razor purchases.

The BVWSC shaves allowed me to get to know several artisans that were unknown to me, and some impressed me highly. I did not yet jump the gun, though, and my thoughts for purchases are rather geared towards what I could possibly propose as not-so-well-known soaps for the club.

In 2025, one aim is to improve my honing skills – which yield as of yet rather unpredictable outcomes.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk!

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by PorkButtsNTaters666 to c/wetshaving
 

It's high time we got started again for our February meeting! Nominate your soap here!

You have until Saturday 4th January, 18:30 CET.

 

Prepare your samples and get ready!

 

You should be able to vote now - the address should be available at the BVWSC community.

I hope that I did everything correctly - if not, let me know what the problem is.

 

It's time to prep for next year!

Nominate here your soap(s) for the Buena Vista Wetshaving Social Club January 2025 edition, which will take place on January 15!

This thread will remain open 48h, that is, until Wednesday 4, 14:00 CET (or whatever time that is in in your timezone).

 

Now that everybody has digested somewhat their voting trauma, it is time to reopen the wounds. 😱

The voting procedure for the BVWSC consisted up to now in me simply winging it, but last month, I didn't wing it correctly, and dukkha ensued. First, I got trigger happy and announced a winner when some important members (ahem @walden@sub.wetshaving.social ahem) had not yet voted. In order to prevent this from ever happening again, what I would like to propose is that we formalize a bit more the process, in the sense that there should be some fixed amount of time (48 hours?) for each of the soap nomination thread and the voting thread, and that a winner can be announced only after this time.

Second, there is potentially an issue with the voting procedure and count. What I have done so far is to allot a number of points which is inverse to the rank you proposed. That is, assuming three proposed soaps, the soap ranked first gets 3 points, the soap ranked 2nd get 2 points, and the soap ranked 3rd gets 1 point. Then, I simply add up these points, and announce the winner. This is similar to a Borda count (which I didn't know, but you can read up here and more in detail here. Borda counts are unproblematic as long as every voter ranks every soap - which has not been the case in the last vote, and which may have cost Westman Shaving's Noir the victory. @DaveWave94@sub.wetshaving.social suggested that someone who did not rank all soaps should be counted as attributing some points to the soaps he did not vote for. That is, assuming our example with 3 soaps, someone who ranked only one soap (which therefore gets 3 points) should also be counted as attributing in the end some points to the other two soaps. I see Dave's point, and am sympathetic to it, but I don't know exactly what would be the best formula.

The easiest method in that spirit would be that the unranked soaps get to share the points that could have been, but have not been, attributed (which would make 1.5 points for each remaining soap - which could also be rounded down to 1 point?). Alternatively, we could also require that any voter provide a full ranking. Any opinion on these proposals, or idea or other proposals how to better implement something similar, but better?

I don't have any intrinsic preference, other than I would like to have a method that can be easily implemented in a spreadsheet (by me, without much knowledge of spreadsheets).

Thank you in advance for your input, and if you have any other complaints/proposals/questions about the process or BVWSC more in general, please feel free to do so.

 

¡Compañeros afeitadores!

This is just to remind you that Wednesday is this day - prepare your Oro Valley!

 

EDIT: Winner = You and I (Must Die) by House of Mammoth!

Vote below by indicating your choice for your soap!

PS: Nearly managed to list the soaps (counter-) alphabetically 🙄

 

December is the busiest month for postal services, so it's time to prep. Please nominate here your soaps that you wish to be used on December 18 for the 5th installment of the BVWSC! For the newcomers: If your nominated soap wins the election, you have the honor and priviledge to send out smushes to the other shavers here.

Reminder:

  • July: AYLM Don José
  • September: MacDuff's Old Strathcona
  • October: LPL Narcisse
  • November: Stirling Oro Valley
 

Since I had to throw away my trusty Floid The Genuine , I live in dissatisfaction: I don't have anymore an aftershave that fits basically any soap, smells good and plays nice with my skin.

Do you have any recommendations for one-size-fits-it-all aftershaves?

 

It's time to prep for November's BVWSC!

In October, Narcisse eaked out a very narrow win against Stirlings Oro Valley.

@walden@sub.wetshaving.social – who proposed Oro Valley – would be open to repropose it for November.

Therefore the question: Can we forgo the normal voting procedure, and use Oro Valley by acclamation?

Aye or Nay?

If the Nays win, I will open a soap proposal thread, as usual.

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