Piogre314

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South of the Mason-Dixon Line includes almost half of your own state of Illinois, and multiple other states that remained loyal to the union.

Did you perhaps mean to refer to the 36°30′ parallel that was used in the Missouri Compromise?

Personally I'm more worried about the 3% of Iowa who doesn't consider itself the Midwest.

For anyone curious, it's illegal in the US too, and you can threaten to report them to the FTC for violation of the CAN-SPAM act.