OccultIconoclast

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Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn a 5-star safety rating in Europe | Euro NCAP will introduce new testing rules in 2026 requiring physical controls for the highest safety score in c/technology@lemmy.world
The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hoarding resources will be banned. If you start doing it, we'll beat you up before you can get enough to hire a private army. Also, only the most corrupt people would go work as a private soldier, because everyone's needs are met so there's no poverty to drive people to do bad things. You'd have to promise private security a lot of money to betray their nation for basically no reason.

The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

an inevitable result of a society dominated by the Proletariat according to Marxist theory.

Ah yes. That's why after the Bolshevik revolution, Stalin stepped in and dissolved the state.

The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When a monkey hoards all the bananas, the other monkeys kill him and share the bananas. Anarchy is natural.

The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kings are bad

The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guns, tanks, bombs, drones, mostly.

The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

The community. With hockey sticks.

The state should be purely passed through function inputs and outputs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We're gonna beat up the capitalists

Bawitdaba in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

RATM, Ignea

Ignea is the Ukrainian band that made the burning of Alexandria homoerotic

The Downtrodden Billionaires in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The brain inside your head. If you use that instead, you'll get to be proud of your work. Plus, it won't consume massive amounts of fossil fuels.

Bro has no soul in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
The Downtrodden Billionaires in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Gen AI stinks.

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