Kolanaki

Idk; I didn't even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

Rigger rigging.

I guess it wouldn't really change at all since I am in California. I'll still have free healthcare (that isn't very good) from the state, and all the doctors are super sexy because that's actually how it is here. Everyone thinks Hollywood is bullshit; they've just never been to California. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It takes less effort to post a single paragraph of ranting than it does to edit the text on a meme image. In a way, this is a shittier shitpost than most.

came straight from the heart

Bullshit. You're telling me he has a heart?

Maybe it's because I don't really like beer (or alcohol) but I've been to Germany and the beer wasn't any better or worse than American beer.

The Jagermeister, on the other hand, was definitely way better in Germany.

They're getting ready to colonize ~~Gaza~~ Klandathu. They can't be caring about the indigenous life. /s

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

Hey, Elon: I got some fresh snake oil that will make your dick bigger, make you actually good at video games, and women will actually want to have sex with you and not just because you have more money than fucking God.

These guys aren't doing jack shit, and their history shows nothing to the contrary. The mod of the community is just trolling people. Their instance should ban them.

Don't take that bowl for granite.