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"The boy next door is punching your arm because he likes you."

Thanks, mom... Taught me to confuse abuse with love.

Hundreds of thousands of Holocaust victims were posthumously "converted" to the LDS cult.

I just want to cosign on this. I found out that I have Lynch syndrome, which carries an 80% chance of colon cancer and 60% likelihood of endometrial cancer. I thought I was prepared to hear that I had it, but I wasn't. When I heard my test was positive, I freaked out. I was really glad to have a licensed genetics counselor deliver the news and talk with me in the following weeks and months as I adjusted.

My elderly mother has an iPhone. I call it her "jitterbug" phone (jitterbug is a phone with huge buttons for the elderly).

All this, plus the UI is outdated. It looks like it's from the 1990s.

For a minute I thought you were one of my nieces. My father did the same thing about catholicism. 🙄