GeeDubHayduke

joined 1 month ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

"One dead CEO."

"Many more to go."

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don't ban.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ask "why" every time I'm reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn't a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn't have happened if it wasn't Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It's not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Today's show is brought to you by the number 8, because that's the age of kids he likes, dude."

Pelosi isn't a cunt. Something something depth and warmth. She's below a cunt; she's a cankle.

Use it to fill the holes in your canoe?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you've just described my mom's driving. It's terrifying to ride anywhere with her.

You still here? You're not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?

Now now, I'm sure the constant screaming of the sacrifice children at the annual Pot Luck/Sacrifice Orgy had an effect, too.

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