GeeDubHayduke

joined 1 month ago

Tareyton Cigarettes: If you're not smoking Tareyton, FUCK YOU.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

All My Wrestlers is still on?! FUCK! I wanna watch Ow My Balls!

This is similar to my Tabaxi Monk/wizard, Llort'a Tsuj. He's just a fucking troll, and that's why his name is Just A Troll spelled backwards. Nobodies noticed yet.

Don't know what i wanna do with Dennis Withawhye yet...

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

That's a bad analogy. In this situation, the kittens voted to set the house in fire because there's a puppy in a different room that they don't like and it will get burned too. It's hateful, willful ignorance and a desire to hurt others.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've actually heard Maga people admit they'll get hurt by these policies, but immigrants and homos will get hurt MOAR!, y'know, like Jesus taught, so it's cool.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

I did not know that and will adjust accordingly.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 142 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

"He's not going to hurt the poor. He's too smart for that."

Oh, you infuriating fucking summer child. It'd be hilarious if I wasn't stuck in this hellbound handbasket with the rest of you fucking mongoloids.

"Hey Eddie, good to see ya. How's your mother?"

"Who says i got a mutha?"

"Why Tommy, what have you been reading?"

All glory to Space King!

And get these filthy girls out of here!

"It's a titty bit nipply today. Best turn up the hooter."

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Had someone pull a shotgun at a house party once. I called 911. They wanted to know which manufacturer of shotgun before they'd dispatch a car, and finally showed up 13 hours later.

Such an expansive feeling of freedom and protection! They truly are heros! Like a meatball sub.

ETA: if only they'd thought to call the cops at Uvalde.

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