GeeDubHayduke

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They got O'Neill back after an asteroid buried the gate in season... 3? Let the event horizon clear out a cavity, then dig out.

I prefer the Fargo Challenge! Who wants to look at my woodchipper?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Unless she said "you're next" within the cops hearing. That's terrorism charges, boys!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's Oy for me. That little fucker knew how he was gonna go, knew how bad it was gonna be, and went ahead anyway...

I'm not crying, you're crying. 😭

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll just leave this here.

"If you can dodge an ICBM, you can dodge a ball."

Not really and no.

Graphic. I'd like them to French kiss my hairy balloon knot.

"Not only does Gatorade bend better, it's better for you!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Part of the indoctrination i received at military school was to salute the squirrel on post. When i asked if there's more than one, which one do u salute, i was informed that's there's actually just one squirrel, "and it's damn fast. If you see two or three in a group, that's just The Squirrel."

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey."

A jab in the eye with a sharp stick, daily, for the next four years, is a better alternative to what's in the pipe.

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