DustyNipples

joined 1 year ago
[โ€“] DustyNipples@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That you could catch pneumonia from breathing in steam from the shower as I heard that a symptom is water in the lungs. A friend's dad died of pneumonia and I had to shower with my head stuck out of the curtain.

[โ€“] DustyNipples@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Inspector Frank Butterman: suppose you're wondering why we call them the "Andies"?

Nicholas Angel: They're both called Andrew?

They said you were good!

Danny Butterman: Also because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn't it, Dad? [Danny gets hit on the head with a wastepaper basket]

Danny Butterman: Fuck off!