DurbanPoison

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[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

schadenfreude from knowing he's not having a good time and is saying the most stupid shit imaginable

the woke left made me forget where I put my car keys

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I rate they're intending to keep those photos, but will stop when an exec with a little bit of humanity has a change of heart after checking the database when he realises he is looking into the eyes of a unkempt man with visible depression who is going to spend the next 15 minutes trying to settle on a video and another two minutes masturbating.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

I've seen more dead people on my screen in the last year than I saw in my prior ~15 years on the internet combined

so many children

I was never overly sensitive to gore, but after a year of footage from Gaza, I have to immediately close whatever app/browser I was using if I stumble across another Palestinian kid screaming for their dead parents.

Have so few in the IDF had a "are we the baddies" moment?

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit dude. That would financially ruin me after the first payment. (I don't get paid in dollars nor euros, but the company does.)

What job do you do now? How bad was the pay cut? (Or unexpected pay boost)

Do you still take Ritalin? I've been taking Vyvanse for a year now, switching from a Concerta generic. I'm indifferent, but the lisdexamfetamine lasts wayyy longer. Also I get this strange general sense of "something great is going to happen very soon".

Venlafaxine and Buproprion helped major with anxiety and somewhat with depression. Instead of getting anxious, I now get grumpy.

Before it was "oh shit, oh fuck", now it's "ugh shit, what fucking now"

Saw you were sitting at 0 points. Who tf downvotes someone's thoughtfully written non-hostile comments?

Btw thanks for the brain wave info. I thought that was like, hippie stuff, but no it's like, legit science.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

in capitalism I wanted to be an astronaut, but now I have a substance abuse problem and write spaghetti code for a corporate machine that would not give a shit if I dropped dead tomorrow.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sorry I have legit head slowness

how do I play it

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh sorry I didn't mean to come across as hostile towards you

I'm high, autistic and really fucking hate reagan

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

I leave you with four words: I'm glad Reagan dead

Fucking love Killer Mike

I always wondered why those Qanon numerologists never go batshit with that. It's always something like divide by 19, check the fourth digit in the serial number for the last food item you bought and integrate the elix plane topology. Boom, this proves some random c-list celebrity drinks baby blood and wendigo semen

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen dozens of videos (not even looking for them, they just pop up on my timeline).

A bunch of buildings turned to rubble

A red crescent ambulance

People speaking Arabic in a distressed tone.

Sometimes, they pull a survivor out of the rubble

Other times, you hear family members of the deceased scream in a way that you never stop hearing in the back of your mind.

I've seen a lot of of these videos long before October 7th 2023.

There is a growing consensus

Like, I legit want to cry that even getting to this point has taken so long.

"Consensus" is such a fucking slap in the face of anyone who's been paying attention, even if accidentally.

Dropping white phosphorus on civilians, bombing entire villages off the face of the map, sniping children in the head and executing journalists.

This is not a spectrum. This is not even binary. They are committing genocide.

There is a growing consensus that the pope is catholic.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Don't worry, they'll probably build taxpayer-subsidised nuclear power plants for electricity which won't be available for access for the general public.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Reagan was just the fucking worst.

Iran-Contra, escalation of the unthinkably stupid war on drugs, sabotaging public healthcare and so much other bullshit.

I hope his grave just reeks of piss.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nice try

The real biden, being the oldest boomer of all boomers, would have phone called me

Was dealing with a rental agent without a pfp, tried to guess his age with a message, see if he'd type "......." or asked "are you black", but that first fucking phone call confirmed it. YES WOUTER I SAID WILL SEE YOU IN 30-40 MINUTES. IT HAS ONLY BEEN 18 MINUTES.

like, I can't talk on the phone while driving. I could die. Someone else could die. I could get my phone confiscated in the Municipality of the City of Cape Town.

I know that's not a problem for you, You just use the phone to WhatsApp hour long voicenotes to your ex-wife who blocked you and Chrome search "big bobs oily sex party"

My fucking OTPs, my bank, my job and my literal lifeline. I wish I didn't need an app for any of that shit but our generations do

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