ChickenButt

joined 1 year ago
[–] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Can I get insulin printed in a benchy boat?

[–] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Decide what you're gonna do before you do it.

When I was like 8, a liftee at my local ski hill told me that as I dangled from the chairlift about 5 feet off the ground because I waffled getting on the lift.

[–] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It doesn't even seem like a breakthrough product.

[–] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'd buy an old Land Rover series 2 or old Land Cruiser and drive around the high desert looking for shiny rocks.

[–] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Does your friend drink dumpster milk?

[–] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My dog's breath after she gets into the compost pile.

[–] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm always surprised when I get a notification that someone from my contacts is using signal when I never expected them to even know what it is.