Bananigans

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[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

My ketchup bottle couldn't be more ready.
(⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

I remember they used to sell Bort name tags at the Universal Studios Kwik e Mart. I regret not buying one.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean, the opposite gives you Donald Trump. So yeah, blue votes for sure unless a magical third option materializes.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I'm doing public speaking, I just load my speech into it to rewrite with a specific fog index to make sure everything comes across in an easily digestible format. Similarly, for things that are too dense for me to understand from subjects I'm not well versed in, I'll load those lectures into it to make it understandable for me.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And they would be laughed out of court and into prison. It's not the fault of the law if someone reads it and understands it to mean something it doesn't say.

It doesn't have any language repealing pedophilia laws. Just for clarity.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 months ago (6 children)

It's just buzz phrase salad that they serve with every issue. Biden=pedo, immigrants=rapists, trans=rapist, abortion=trafficking, literally any issue=just add a,b, or c for justification. It's a tired recipe, but their customers enjoy it.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 144 points 11 months ago (10 children)

"no amendment can overturn the God given rights with which we were born."

...so, no birth no problem then?

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll be sad if this isn't top comment by the end of this post's life.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's only 3 courses in my country T_T Luckily I'll get to spend a few months in the southern US next year where the courses are pretty good.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

I'm now having fiber shakes for breakfast from now on.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Chewing is linked with satiety, so I'd steer towards at least something semisolid to better meet ops criteria.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I'd never read about Paduhepa. That's a fun rabbit hole.

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