Baggins

Whole life sentence should be case then.

Meth addict dildo seller turned Nazi audiobook narrator.

That's a sentence I never expected to hear.

Ha, fucking ha.

And a soup nazi.

This gets me - if he's that fucking clever then he should have ended it by now. And he says he's good friends with Zelensky, how? Do they go out drinking together? They've probably spoken twice. America should be ashamed of Trump the Liar.

Putin's mum.

He does, he votes early and often.

So hamberder and cofveve are real words? Got it.

Currently, Notesnook and Proton Pass.

Er, no. We didn't. Not in the slightest.

Beard? It looks like he hasn't washed for a week.

I thought it was an Onion article!

What happened to all troops that die in service being losers?

He really is a disgusting twat.