Axiochus

Reminds me of a scene from Don't Look Up

I see no indicators that this was AI. Lots of details, no inconsistency.

That looks like text photoshopped on a blank shirt, especially with how flat the text is.

I know some of those words.

Also one of the dumbest names ever.

Wouldn't the same logic apply from the perspective of future you? I.e. they would be a different future you if they were told something by themselves in the past.

Awwwwwwwwwww

Just for reference, scientific inquiry does not "prove facts". It's a process of verifying, revising, establishing and communicating the current broad consensus, or lack thereof, within a knowledge domain. It's not a book of immutable facts that we slowly fill.

Eh, your fault for having a guitar made of gold

Fuck off. This small-minded bullshit is one contributing factor to the rise of despicable systems like the Russian government and many parts of its Putin-supporting society. A blanket reaction against everything Russian dismisses a complexity and common humanity that is crucial for moving beyond petty angry tribalism.

Plus they have a bench to use as a weapon

The mouse cursor is certainly into them