Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I heard it as a woman with no arms or legs in the middle of a tennis court.

Also what do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the middle of a pool: Bob.

There’s also Matt, Eileen, and a few others I can’t remember atm.

These were all jokes in the 80s-90s. Before ableism was a word.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Booo 👎👎

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

majin booo?