Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by wile_e8@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A roverdose

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You only get diagnosed with that after the lab report comes back

[–] jcb2016_@mastodon.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

@Fiivemacs @wile_e8 Nice one. I would have never thought of that. I was thinking of some knee jerk dad joke!

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 4 points 1 year ago

That's a pretty ruff diagnosis to get

[–] RandomBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A cat scan is required to make sure that they're actually dogs.

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Nice

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Some of these jokes are really giving off mid-2000's point-and-click educational PC game levels of dadness