If my toilet was sentient, I'd start going to the bathroom outside.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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"Let's build robots with Genuine People Personalities," they said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you?"
Soil is kinda sentient...and it doesn't "crave" waste but definitely uses it as food to get healthier so let's do that instead of water sports nightmare toilet collection?
Yeah, crave it in a food kind of way would be fine.
Wouldn't matter because I'd be pooping in the back yard
My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot
I've noticed an increase of reposted Facebook and reddit stuff in the past week :(
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The more tech we put into our toilets, the more likely they are to become sentient, so this is a serious consideration. I've often worried that the way we treat toilets might be the thing that drives AI into Skynet territory.
I hate this question so much Mai Gad.
I love Freud. I am stuck in a specific early childhood phase so you know my choice.
It better call me master, that food wasn't free!