Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by dr_lsr@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You planet.

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vegan dishes are fine, but you should also have something meteor. The important thing is to not doubt yourself on the space theme, but really comet.

[–] Knightfall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Your pun game is out of this world.

[–] schrodingers_dinger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend and I are organizing a space party coming up. I just told her this joke and got a "oh my god" from her. It was beautiful.

[–] kronicmage@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

This joke is out of this world

[–] theonewhoknocks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

C'mon, it's not rocket science, sun. Just call some friends and ask them to come rover. Or go and rent some Venus.