I also choose this guy's wife
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God that was perfect
Like all good things on reddit, it got beaten to death, but that OG use was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in that site.
"I also choose this guy's dead wife"
the dude who decided to try heroin, documented it all, and descended into hell.
those posts still give me the creeps.
The guy with the broken arms
"Today you... tomorrow me". Love that story and it's searchable on other sites thankfully if you want a heartwarming story.
“I may need to get rid of a lion”
And the vile jackass who wanted to force a woman to parent a child she signed over to him
Spez's AMA was legendary, in the sense that it was a complete disaster. I still can't believe how self righteous and tone deaf it was. He doubled down on calling the Apollo dev a liar after the dude released the tapes!
There was someone who would reply to askreddit questions and spin up some story that always ended with his dad beating him with jumper cables no matter what the original question was about.
Beating your kids isn’t funny, but this guy’s stories were a riot.
I love this.
Swamps of Dagobah
Jolly Rancher
Perfect 5/7
Who is that spooky undead axe midget?
That’s Durotan’s crotch.