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[–] ACIDRADIANT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also choose this guy's wife

[–] Kurt@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ForTheLoveOfGod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Like all good things on reddit, it got beaten to death, but that OG use was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in that site.

[–] closure1170@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

"I also choose this guy's dead wife"

[–] Matte@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago

the dude who decided to try heroin, documented it all, and descended into hell.

those posts still give me the creeps.

[–] ComputerSagtNein@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The guy with the broken arms

[–] Calvin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Today you... tomorrow me". Love that story and it's searchable on other sites thankfully if you want a heartwarming story.

[–] 6368_39162@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

“I may need to get rid of a lion”

And the vile jackass who wanted to force a woman to parent a child she signed over to him

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Spez's AMA was legendary, in the sense that it was a complete disaster. I still can't believe how self righteous and tone deaf it was. He doubled down on calling the Apollo dev a liar after the dude released the tapes!

[–] Takeshidude@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was someone who would reply to askreddit questions and spin up some story that always ended with his dad beating him with jumper cables no matter what the original question was about.

Beating your kids isn’t funny, but this guy’s stories were a riot.

[–] frankyboi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I love this.

[–] Tutunkommon@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Swamps of Dagobah

Jolly Rancher

Perfect 5/7

[–] araquen@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who is that spooky undead axe midget?

That’s Durotan’s crotch.

https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Crotchety_Axe_Guy