Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Speckle@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You called?

[–] sillypuddy@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He should meet my gas station attendant: Phillip.

[–] Ryumast3r@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

You should've seen my gfs face when I repeated this one.

😬➡️😠➡️😤

[–] lightsecond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This joke went over my head

[–] leftleaninghaggis@lemmy.radio 3 points 1 year ago

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

[–] WaterBottleOnAShelf@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

What do you call that same man without a spade in his head?

Douglas