Asklemmy

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I'm dead.

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I am in my cat's litter box

I've clipped into a pool table.

Wall.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I shit in the sink.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.