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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[–] subtext@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the transcription!!

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Why didn't I scroll down first???

[–] VirginMojito@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

i have a joke about history, but everyone knows it

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a Lemmy joke but no one reddit.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Haha, this one matters!

[–] TAG@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I have a chemistry joke, but I am not getting a good reaction.

[–] runswithjedi@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have a psychology joke but you'll think it's crazy.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nice one, but there is already a chemistry one in it (I think yours is better than the original)

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a mechanical engineering joke but it's not the right moment.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I also have a mechanical engineering joke, but it doesn't fit this thread

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I have a UDP joke, but you might not get it. I could make it a TCP joke, but then I'd have to keep repeating it until you do.

[–] roo@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a cleaner joke, but it's a bit dirty

[–] roo@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a gardener joke, but I'll have to dig it up

[–] roo@lemmy.one 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a student joke, but I'm not ready to submit it

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

I have a gender joke, but im not ready to reveal it

[–] Prater@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I have a joke, but it's not funny.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I have a logistics joke, but it's delayed.

[–] TesterJ@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I have a sound joke but you can't hear it

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have an incomplete joke, but

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Haha you said butt

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I have a marketing joke, but it’s my job

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I have a management consulting joke, but I can only tell you for 2000/day + 20% cost

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I have a software engineer joke, but it’s still compiling