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Last thing i heard was he's Polish...

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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You know I can’t tell you that. It’s confidential. So anyway, how’s your sex life?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You sound exactly like him, arrgh!

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm fed up with this world!

[–] Lizardon@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

He’s D.B. Cooper.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once upon a time in Yugoslavia, a boy was born. Blessed with a voice and a mind, he fled The Troubles and went to America, reinventing himself under a new identity. The past was dead, never to be spoken of again. But the boy grew up and cryptically refused to give any indication that he even had a past prior to his American-self reinvention. Especially because to admit any true details about the past also involves admitting to details of the art heist that built his fortune. The End.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My honest guess would be the Balkans. He probably fled the area after the unrest and either doing horrible things (I hope not) or suffering horrible things. A fair number of people that survive and escape war zones never want to revisit that trauma and keep it quiet. I think this theory is also supported by his hedonistic attitude - just press forward and do shit, don't care what others think because it's a miracle you're still alive.

I assume some immigration officer knows the truth and confirmed he wasn't a war criminal, so if he wants to keep his past private, I'm totally fine with that.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

This is my pet theory. If I remember correctly from The Disaster Artist, Tommy talked about escaping horrible things or something akin to that.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

He's Polish, judging by the fact that he's doing his best to hide being Polish

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1: who?

2: why is it an important thing to ask?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Writer, director, producer, and star of the worst movie ever made.

His background, where he got his money, where he was born, etc. are not publicly known.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's actually a perfect Long Island accent, most people you see on TV are just doing it wrong. My guess is that he's a Fire Island native.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I hate when I have to upvote outrageous comment(ary)

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I also recall hearing that he was Polish. No, I don't have a source.

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Exec@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Looking at the name it sounds like he's French

[–] AmberPrince@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

It's a name he adopted while living in Paris, according to Greg Sestero.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The letter W is not very common in French.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a purposeful misspelling of "OUIseaux" which is bird en français

[–] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then it's a purposeful mispronunciation as well, because it starts with a "wa" sound.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No like the oi dipthong makes the "wuh" like how a stoner slowly says "whuhhhht"

[–] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it doesn't. French is my first language. The closest approximation of the word "oiseau" in English would be "wazo."

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Im just saying oi can make the w sound. I don't think there's truly a conflict in what is being said.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s a misspelling of the French word for bird.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago