this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] greyhaven7@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw a wolf today!

Where?

No, the regular kind.

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.

[–] cod@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

I was beaming.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Damn that sounds sexual. ;)

[–] nuke@yah.lol 30 points 1 year ago

If ladies didn't like Dad jokes, it'd be called bachelor jokes.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she'd get sad, and I responded "You mean you'd be down in the gumps?" She is still laughing about it randomly.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

✊️ the struggle is real bro

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

For real. Some days more than others.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I told mine the justice/justwater joke from this channel. she chuckled

[–] abcd@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

A dream come true 😂

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

i guess i'm not suitable to be dad

cause i have no joke on me