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[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

English speakers always seem to like mierenneuken: nitpicking, or literally, ant-fucking.

Or maybe fokker, meaning breeder (and a famous last name; and speaking of names, we have first names such as Fokko and Fokje).

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

In English, it has to be any of the Contronyms. We have so many, and it really makes it hard for newer speakers to understand some things.

You dust a cake by adding powder, you dust a table by removing powder.
You seed a field by adding seeds, you seed a fruit by removing the seeds.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cleave is my personal favorite

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Almost as good as Greater Cleave

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I hear that when a greater cleave consumes enough souls it becomes a Cleave Lord.

[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Shelled and unshelled both also mean unshelled and shelled, respectively

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seeded is, indeed, the most worthless of adjectives.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

My poppy seed bagel has entered the chat...

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

"Rævsnerk"

Noun: That moist substance between your ass cheecks on a hot and humidity day when you haven't showered for too long.

Ræv = ass.
Snerk = that membrane-like substance that forms on top of soups and sauces that have been left in room temperature for too long.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

In English this is called swamp ass.

[–] RicoPeru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what language is that? that’s so interesting that there’s some very specific words out there that can’t be explained in other languages.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Norwegian. Middle-north dialect, to be specific

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ll admit I read that as Middle-Earth dialect on first glance.

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[–] RicoPeru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

awesome to see more people speaking norwegian, im trying to learn it a little because my mom has some norwegian ancestry :)

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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 1 day ago

Worcestershire

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

연패

Can mean "to lose multiple times in a row" (連敗) or "to win multiple times in a row" (連霸).

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

No, not a mix of both. Either exclusively wins only, or losses only. Only way to tell these two apart is to see if this information is being celebrated or not...

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Klabusterbeeren
Klabusterbeeren are "berries" out of cotton and hair, which you can only harvest from your ass crack.
Also known as Winterkirschen (winter cherries).

[–] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I'd like to add the longest German one-syllable word: schleichst

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We call those Clag nuts or Dangle berries.

I'm heard dingle berries, dingle like single

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Some Russian ones:

недоперепил: недо - not quite, пере - overdid, пил - drank. Sounds weird due to opposing suffixes, basically means "haven't drunk enough to get completely wasted", in my circles we use it to describe displeasure when the alcohol runs dry on events we've set to get wasted all along.

опердень: Due to how it's only used in professional circles and how language is structured, someone hearing it for the first time might think it's a word rooted from "пердеть" (to fart), and based on the suffixes assume it relates to some kind of creature that farts (or get farted) all over. But it's actually a shorthand for Операционный День (processing day) which is how finance guys call their banking software as it basically replaced said processing day in their work.

Same for "опсос" - sounds like "someone who sucks all over something" but is just a shorthand for "оператор сотовой связи" - phone service provider.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Flammable, Imflammble, and Inflammable.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"imflammable" is not a word.

[–] GB19@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

it is if you try hard enough

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Those burn me up!

Ooops, time for my meds..

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Moonguide@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

I think this is specific to my own neck of the woods, but the words "pija" and "verga". It can be used in a variety of different contexts and will mean anything between the bee's knees to absolute shit.

For example, "la mera pija/verga", literally "the very dick", means "the best"; while "la pija/verga" m, literally "the dick", means "the absolute fucking worst/incapable/incompetent". "Pijin" means rave, "pijeada/verguiada" means either a scuffle that ended with one side getting beaten very badly, or something that is very hard to do.

An example of the last one: "Darle pija a Malenia, Blade of Miquella, es pijeado", meaning "To beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella, is hard".

... Lots of phallic turns of phrase. But its usage probably isn't so different to the versatility of the word "fuck" in the english language.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's not weird, and it's not my first language, but "equivocado" is one of the funnest words to say in the world.

[–] RicoPeru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

i always think of avocados when i see it

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

... You're wrong :)

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] davel@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ya can’t beat a superlative is what I always say.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The word 'weird' is pretty weird.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I like the idea that Shakespeare was looking for some uncommon word and remembered hearing 'weird' and running with it.

Thanks.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

'Zuignapje' -> a little suction cup to attach things to windows.

[–] hossein@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

„Chrüsimüsi“ belief me or not but it means chaos

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have tohu-bohu in french, same meaning

[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah I know it as „Thou-Wabohu“

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Fustigate and discombobulate are a couple of my faves.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Scots - I like fannybaws.

(Vagina testicles)

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

This question has me bumfuzzled..

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