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And here I thought the money was the one thing you couldn't fuck with.
Yeah but I bet he's a 10x ninja
100x ninja rockstar
as an experienced 100x ninja rockstar myself, those are exactly the kind of people you don't want pushing patches to systems like this - they know just enough to be dangerous. Unless, of course, you want to move fast and break the, uhh, US Treasury... in which case, critical support
Rockstar code shinobi
has an opportunity to do something very funny
Testing new code in production...
Break out the whiskey. We're done. This is as stupid as walking into bear country in late fall with raw meat strapped to your limbs. Could it end okay? Sure. But it's the dumbest possible thing you could do in that time and place.