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[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 12 hours ago

Technically every warm blooded organism is bioluminescent.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 32 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

2.0? Bruh, humans are still on pre-v1 beta

Frankly, I don't know how anyone can look at the absolute shit show that is the human body and go "yup, this was totally intelligently designed"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 15 hours ago

Apparently a lot of males are still in alpha.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 15 hours ago

ironically we may well have been the only somewhat intelligently designed animal for a long time, since there's a pretty good argument that we're self-domesticated.

so like, we're not just a prerelease, we're a fucking fork of a prerelease

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Ahem... maybe new players forgot this, but humans have been bioluminescent since the oxygenic respiration patch ages ago.

https://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-t-see-it-but-humans-actually-glow-in-visible-light

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

These are the sort of genetic engineering/eugenists I want to see. None of that "deleting gay gene" or "breeding smart people" pseudo science garbage.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I think life would be a little better if we cranked up the gay gene. Y'all know how to party.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

Make everyone pansexual. It would simplify a lot of things.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I thought you had to put something in the water for that?

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 14 hours ago

All eugenics is pseudoscience garbage.

[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Well if we want to get pedantic, adrenaline exists.

[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

Not great for long-term use in cases of chronic pain though.

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Casually forgot about cancer

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 29 points 16 hours ago

That’s going to take some time, it’s a kernel bug.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 14 hours ago

We'll start the carcinisation tree in 3.0.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

A. Add infrared vision to prevent burns.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

And x~gamma ray to prevent nuclear radiation burns.

And some electromagnetic field sensors to prevent magnets from 'being magic'.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I remember a college conversation with a bio major when I said I wished we could just eliminate mosquitos. She said if there were no mosquitoes it would be disastrous because some other thing eats them that gets eaten by some other thing, I don't remember the details, but essentially it would destroy the whole food chain. I couldn't help thinking that these bugs etc. would probably eat something else because you know, they would be hungry. Just a couple students with a little bit of knowledge thinking they could conclusively analyze the world. And new here we all are on social media doing the same thing.

[–] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

Overly sarcastic productions is one of my favorite YouTube channels.

Give it a go!

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why is this command recursive?

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You don't just want to fix one human, you want to fix all the offspring as well.

[–] verstra@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Haha. But really what does -R mean?

Or some posts have a bunch of ,,,.., at the end. What's that?

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[–] arsCynic@beehaw.org 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Tomāto, tomäto.
Mosquito, Muskuito.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I would like to have modularity. Some parts I may want some not. Lemme pick and choose every other week. Some days I even want anxiety, crazy maybe but it helps with getting things done. It sucks to have deadlines without any anxiety possible at all. My sudden anxiety disappearance have really fucked up any work ethics I might have had. It’s a powerful drive.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 points 12 hours ago
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