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[–] DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 5 points 6 hours ago

No spiders in space yet!

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, just a short time ago, there were no humans in space. Maybe the spiders have their own space travel now.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I’m certain the dolphins and mice do, we’re just not quite there yet.

[–] visnudeva@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

Don't worry not a spider in "space" just a green screen glitch.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 8 points 11 hours ago
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That is until you learn that space spiders are invisible

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

In space no one knows when you actually are a spider.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I think I know a really funny prank we can pull with the next supplies shipment to the space station lol.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Four spiders, numbered 1, 2, 3, and 5. Large enough to be legible of course.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with having spiders large enough to write on. I know they exist but now that I've thought about it I don't like it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Well you see, that's the hilarious part. You won't have those spiders anymore, the astronaut will. Floating in his tin can. Far above the moon. Planet earth is blue and there's nothing he can do. 🎸🎸🎸👏👏

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

.... Remind me to hit you up for ideas when someone has wronged me in life lol

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Edible you say?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

ive never played dead space past the tutorial but im guessing thats how dead space happened

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I beat that game years ago and I honestly don't remember the story at all. I am now choosing to believe it was a prank that went super super wrong haha.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 12 hours ago

No spiders yet.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Couldn’t a spider hitch a ride on something brought into the rocket?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe, but I have to admit that I've never seen a spider hitchhiking on the side of a road.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Really shows in what kind of society we live when a lone spider doesn't feel save to hitchhike with strangers

[–] gens@programming.dev 1 points 11 hours ago

But there is a chance for one to stoveaway on a rocket load.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

i would think of a fly or gnat, or cockroach way before spider. and if i thought "spider!" i would be cool because spiders are chill.

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I must be weird cause spiders are bros. I always help em out and move em elsewhere whilst telling em to keep on killing the enemy bugs.

Spiders are awesome especially the jumping varietals.

[–] eclipse@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm from Australia.

Some spiders are absolutely bros.

Others seem to exist only to fuck you up.

Once you know the difference you're fine, but I don't blanket assume that every spider I find is a friend.

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 12 hours ago

Your continent is the perpetual exception to the rule. Least in north America there aren’t a ton of spiders that pose a huge threat past this 8 legged trauma people have. Most of our spiders are lil jumpy boys. And web ones but they are pretty obvious. The ones I’m not overly keen on are the daddy long legs. Legs for days but they just seem like sea spiders on land.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 19 points 21 hours ago

Spiders are usually Bros, but sometimes they're assholes.

Had one in the bathroom, whilst I was showering. What did he do with all the hot steamy air? Why, crawl towards it of course. Never mind the frequent misteps that threatened to drop him on the floor because, oh I dont know, the ceiling is wet - no - crawling precariously to the danger is the most reasonable response...

Later that day, I'm just chilling on the toilet with my phone, and he wants to drop by to say hello. How does he do it? Hang down slowly and land in front of me? Lower himself onto the toilet cistern so as not to disturb me?

Hell no! Fucker decides to lower himself next to my ear and tickle it, so that I immediately respond with a hand slap that sends him into pieces.

I miss him in a weird way, but he was a real asshole.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Spiders are always welcome in my garden. They come with free pest control.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 154 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did anybody see what happened to the spider experiments box over near the airlock? I could have sworn that was where I left it.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They went down to the planet and enslaved the ants that live there.

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I understood that reference.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It was a common Understanding

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not before the ants danced at a rock

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago

I might need to split my mind in two and wait a thousand years to get this one

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 22 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Now, a study of orb spiders (Trichonephila clavipes) in space has revealed that these smart arachnids can orientate themselves with light when there is no gravity to tell them which way is 'up'.

So you're telling me they are already adapted to space, a place where they wouldn't be size-constrained by gravity...

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure their size-constraint isn't gravity anyways, it's oxygen. Assuming arachnids 'breathe' like insects, anyways

Yeah you are probably right. i vaguely remember giant dragonflies in that Earth age with more oxygen.

I'll burn the script then... Although a space station with broken scrubbers...

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 22 points 1 day ago

That was a very cool read, thanks!

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 3 points 18 hours ago

Life finds a way.

[–] sudo42@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

"I have had it with these motherfing ~~snakes~~ spiders on this motherfing ~~plane~~ spacestation!"

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

That's what the spiders want you to think

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago

But thed did have an escape in 2008, I think they stole a tool bag (one went missing, so it must have been the spiders) Escaped spiders

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Giant alien spiders are no joke!

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