You're taking a risk. It could be -270°
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2025
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That's fine, it's close enough to 0k
i always feel so cozy at 0 kelvin
i bet that you think that youre being acute
You think I'm cute??? blushes
No YOU shut up! Oh, wait, we weren't doing that one ...
That's true. That would not be very nice.
I tried that, but I'm Canadian and scalded myself.
This is me, too :)
This is everyone in the world except in one country….
None of the walls in my house have corners that are actually 90 degrees. It's a pain in the ass.
That's obtuse
No need for sharp comments, I’m sure they’re acutely aware of their architectural problems.
In sure they're acutely aware
I can have sauna in the corner?
Free sauna without a high electricity costs. Sounds like a win to me!
My room is round. I died from 360°
out 👉
No no .....stay.
I mean joke still applies.
I think you meant that it's still right.
Yes, but in one case you're warm and toasty and in the other you're dying.