this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How would the original shirt be any better. To me that been worse.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

At least that has the structure of a joke. As opposed to a triumphant declaration.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a bit of an uncle joke.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just a bit? I think that the moment you put this shirt on, it becomes Thanksgiving and the universe generates a family that feels uncomfortable around you if you don't already have one.

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry that i cannot upvote this more, i couldn't stop laughing

[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well this is just perfect. I used to have aquariums and breeding is a sign your tank is in a good state, and when I mentioned that my fish were fucking in a discord group, it grew into pissman watches fish fuck/fucks fish. Just another meme leaning into the bit

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you ain't watching your fish fuck, then what's the point of keeping them?

Now, if you're spanking it while watching them fuck, that's.... perfectly normal and expected

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

There's a simpsons joke that involves Troy Mclure (spelling? ) and his special thing he has . . .

I can't recall but involves fish.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Because you fuck the fish?

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Women want me fish

[–] psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Goes perfectly together. 😀

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pipariturbiini@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...

One of my favourite pastas for sure. Up there with the Navy Seals JoJo version.

[–] __nobodynowhere@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Just needs a hat

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Don't worry,the women will fear you.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Gay?! Oh hooo I wish!