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Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on' (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 hours ago

l've been wondering what horrible stuff we will subsist on after Donald destroys the economy.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

Recently happened upon a Buy 2 Get 3 Free sale on Progresso soup. So I got 15 cans for the price of 6. Oh yeah baby, it's soup time.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago

I already suck on my soup.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 0 points 10 hours ago

Did Obvious Plant get at job at Progresso???

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!"

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 0 points 11 hours ago

oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the "R" into a "P".

as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I pray for your inbox.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

So far, happily, crickets. Maybe everyone has figured out that I'm an overweight middle-aged man.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

So it turns out I don't know how to send DMs on my mobile app. I'll try again when I get to a computer

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

Hah, thanks! Now I feel less lonely!

What app do you use? I'm using Voyager and it was pretty straightforward to figure out how to DM.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago

K, I think I did it.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

I'm going to send you a weird DM just so you feel sexy.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. "Weird kid" me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.

[–] edg@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago

Me too! In hindsight we didn't have a ton of food.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 0 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Suck on some soup. It'll help you feel better.