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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

So far, happily, crickets. Maybe everyone has figured out that I'm an overweight middle-aged man.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

So it turns out I don't know how to send DMs on my mobile app. I'll try again when I get to a computer

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

Hah, thanks! Now I feel less lonely!

What app do you use? I'm using Voyager and it was pretty straightforward to figure out how to DM.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

K, I think I did it.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

I'm going to send you a weird DM just so you feel sexy.