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Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] walden 4 points 5 days ago

At press time, the researchers had reportedly petitioned Congress to appropriate $50 million for name tags

That's only $.15 USD per name tag. Good deal!

[โ€“] elmicha@feddit.org 0 points 5 days ago

If you would say 1 name per second and wouldn't stop to eat, drink or sleep, it would take more than 10 years.