Die Mart, your literal one-stop shop mart.
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Oh I've been looking for a local Die Mart, wonderful
Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.
Walks in: ..... (sniffs the air) ... hmmmmm ..... smells like ass
Hell is a pretty cool goth club but keep your eyes open because you will find actual vampires there
Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.
When you need some for a party, but don't want to pay for them during a hike.
Whatever amount you take .... just make sure its an even amount, not an odd amount
I knew there had to be tit loans.
If you sent me a comment defending Captain America, please go to one of the last two
Chill. Someone disagreed with you on a weird fucking opinion and now your so mad that you had to command this under a totally different post?
The only thing that is weird is how many American adults exist in a state of arrested development and passively consume military industrial complex approved media that is actively harmful to your ability to think critically from a company who monopolizes your cultural stories and sells them back to you piecemeal on subscription enforced by a regime of intellectual property that makes no sense.
I can write whatever I want wherever I feel like lol, 😘🖕
And what in the ever living fuck does your little manifesto have to do with this meme?
Yea you can write what you feel like, but you have to accept that everybody else can too. And if other people are disagreeing with you you have to accept that. Beeing so butthurt to do this is kinda sad. Get a hobby.
Not sure why you keep writing me, I don't care what you think about anything. It is funny to me that you losers love your loser shit so much and you need to defend it on my throwaway lemmy comment I wrote while taking a dump. Delete your account and cancel your ISP.
Death to America.
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What the fuck are you blabbering about
Hell seems to be where all the interesting people go to, so there.
I feel like going to Die Mart today. Hopefully they have something affordable.
Is tit loans the place where I pay a stripper or a buy now pay later payment plan on estrogen?
(As an Asexual Transfem one of those sounds a lot better)
I definitely interpreted it as some sort of a buy-here-pay-here car lot type of situation, but for titties. Lol!
Oh, how I wish tit loans were an actual thing that could easily, safely, and successfully be done! Or some sort of permanent tit transfer. (Tbh I extra wish the same could be done with the whole vulva/vagina/cervix/uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries/etc situation, too.)
I'd love to re-home any or all of these to some cool-ass person like you who would love them and be loved by them.
I'm sure countless other people feel the same about their unwanted parts. Why isn't this a thing yet!? Come on, science!! So many people would benefit!
My apologies if this is a weird comment, lol...I haven't slept for a couple days and have a lot of stress and pain and extra stuff making my brain more poopoo than normal. 😅
Actually the die mart was my very closest convenience store. Nice guy from Nepal was always behind the counter. Homeless guy would sleep behind the trash cans on the side. Once, he overdosed at the bus stop across the street. Although, the signs lights were out before this happened, maybe there's more to the name than we realize...
Ass world for me too.
Die Mart is tempting, I am ready to leave the mortal coil and see what awaits me on the other side
what's the top word meant to be in DIE MART? I know the bottom is "food mart" but I can't figure out Prodie or Frodie or Phodie but none of it makes sense
Might be Brodie's?
yep, makes sense, thanks
Well, I'm probably already going to Hell, so I might as well spread up the process. On the plus side, I could spend my time joining Carter in trying to find Reagan and we could both give him what he has coming for his Reaganomics.
One of the saddest parts about this comment is that by default my keyboard has Reaganomics as an actual word.
