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[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they were really in a coma, how did they file the claim? Hah! Checkmate!

Found the workman's comp investigator.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

"you're half dead so let's make you fully dead"

[–] blicante@moist.catsweat.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The next CEO killing is only a matter of time.