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submitted 3 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Do you at least get a multipass afterwards? Otherwise I'll pass!

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube