I'd argue human developers also enjoy finding bugs, they just don't like HAVING them.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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I LOVE finding bugs.
I HATE looking for them
Are you a spider?
no, but I used to have one. He didn't like looking for them either.
And the bugs are always in the last lines of code you check. It's so infuriating! Why can't they be in the first?
You're not desperate enough for them to reveal themselves to you yet
Because you stop searching when you find the bug.
You have to not execute
lines[] = Load(file.code);
bool bug_found = false;
i=0;
while(!bug_found)
{
bug_found = findBug(lines[i]);
//looks like I missed a bit, lemme fix
if(bug_found)
{
break;
}
i++;
}
bug_fix(lines[i]);
// Who'd've thought that I'd need to fix a bug in a joke about fixing bugs
// Now that's some tasty irony ^-^'
You have to run
lines[] = Load(file.code);
def bugs[];
a = 0;
for(i=0;i<lines[].length();i++)
{
if (findBug(lines[i])
{
bugs[a] = lines[i];
a++;
}
}
for(b=0;b<=a;b++)
{
bug_fix(lines[b]);
}
/j
shouldn't b loop until it's <a instead of <=a ?
Yes
Ok that's a fair point
Bugs are job security
Spiders and programmers both need bugs to be able to eat
You may not like it, but this is what peak software engineering job security looks like.
~ a friend of mine, 2024
testers
Particularly Penetration Testers.
Especially if the test subject is your mom.
Or the local IT Transfem :3
I love finding bugs, and then squishing them.
Absolutely not true
That web developer might be an undercover product tester.
I enjoy finding the bugs
The problem is the existence of the bugs
What about the scorpions!