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your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens? (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by original_ish_name@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Rubezahl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Nothing. She has no time to read Excel spreadsheets.

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ex girlfriend then...

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Is this a username checks out case?

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[–] qbduubdp@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this post is a honeypot

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[–] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Depends. Does she know about my wife and kids?

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Delete System32

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

She'd probably blush because I have a lot of pictures of her I never bothered to send her.

[–] reiver@mastodon.social 5 points 1 year ago

@original_ish_name

I'll just replace "girlfriend" with "wife" since I am married —

Nothing happens. My wife knows me well. There isn't anything I think would surprise her.

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My parents would finally be proud that im not longer gay

[–] SimonSaysStuff@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife and merged CD and DVD collections years ago and all our photo albums and documents (in binders) are all in the office, so I guess technically we have access to each others files... does this count?

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[–] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 5 points 1 year ago

It's all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

She'll be confused about the situation but it's not like I have any strange files or anything, if that's what you mean

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

nothing because I am paranoid

[–] uralsolo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna get in big trouble with work I'm not supposed to make copies of those.

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[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

nothing much

[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Which girlfriend are we talking about here?

[–] Lammy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

An avalanche of boredom ensues.

Also a great disappointment in my interest in Linux memes.

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