Dad Jokes

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submitted 20 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've been watching too much star trek, I read it as a Romulan monument.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There's no such thing!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 11 hours ago

You're right, I need to watch more, but I don't know how to compress time to fit more viewing hours in a day yet.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 12 hours ago

Marbleous!

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Can some please explain the joke?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 42 points 19 hours ago

A relief is a type of sculpture:

[–] Atriedes326@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Double meaning of relief. Relief is raised part of the otherwise flat scene in the sculpture/ object.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Haha. Nice. Thank you!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 20 hours ago

I’d get stonewalled.

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 6 points 16 hours ago

This has got to be Blue from Overly Sarcastic Productions, right?

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 20 hours ago

lapin compris