Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They were all trick questions.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That answer also works for Hooker School.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I had a witch/wizard enthusiast friend, I would show this joke to them. The bad news is…

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you want to get cursed? Cuz that's how you get cursed.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 days ago

No wonder I don;t have many friends. 😳