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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

People have pulled muscles and dislocated joints trying that.

To quote an unnamed friend of mine: "I love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it's so easy."

Also quoting the same friend: "no, dude, every guy has that dream, all the time."

Also quoting that friend: "bullshit man, I can't be the only one having that dream every night."

Quoting me, an hour later: "homie, for the last time, I do not want to hear any more stories about your self-suck dreams."

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 months ago

love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it's so easy

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

NSFWThere once was a man from Nantucket.

Whose cock was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin

While wiping his chin

"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Ah, every teenage boy understands this desire.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Wish I'd known this was an option like 20 years ago...

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Suipeniside?

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 3 months ago

That's so sweet! ❤️🩷💜