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[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wow, this must be the craziest case of post nut clarity in recorded history.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Biden or Trump? Biden or Trump? Better have a wank....

.......!!!!@#?!$&@#$&?!!!!

Trump it is then!

Oh wait, he's a guy, I guess it's just

.....!!!!

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[–] bushvin@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He did (at least) one good thing in life, and people feel the need to smear him…

[–] supertrucker@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I were Hitler-level evil, and wanted minions to carry out my diabolical schemes of murder and mayhem, you'd be exactly the type of person I'd look for to help with such things

[–] bushvin@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

It doesn’t require Hitler-level Evil. Just pragmatism.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (6 children)

As a thought exercise: if he succeeded, doesn’t that only further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?

I don’t like Trump either so I get the feeling behind the message, but I don’t see any universe where a successful assassination attempt is a net positive for the country. Seems like it only furthers division and probably leads to a worse place overall.

Would love to know how I’m wrong though.

[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago

If you see the upcoming civil war as inevitable, then triggering it now would mean the government forces are on our side, and with Trump dead you'd get a bunch of different maga factions the government could sweep up quickly. Now when the civil war begins, Trump will be president, maga will be united behind him, and the government forces will be working FOR them.

[–] bushvin@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You assume I would think you’re wrong. I do not.

Morally, assassination is despicable. But so is fascism.

I applaud you for taking the high road, while I just say Fuck ‘em all. Fascism should not be tolerated, even in a democracy.

[–] DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the high road, the best know cure for and deterrent of fascism... 🙄

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could be if we toss all the fascists off

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[–] DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?

Literally already happening.

How anyone can think that rolling over and playing dead while fascists stomp their way in to (more) power is a better way to "fight" them, than, I don't know, actually fighting them, is honestly mind blowing.

Check your privilege, the fact that you aren't impacted by their ongoing war, doesn't mean no one else is.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

And what IS my privilege internet stranger? I’m making a good faith argument on the internet that you disagree with, but I’m a stranger to you and you have no idea of what my daily life looks like or how much privilege I have or do not have.

I appreciate the disagreement, but I don’t appreciate assumptions of what kind of fucking castle I live in or how isolated I am from current events or political violence.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

I feel like somehow this assessment focuses heavily on speculation and ignores a very key fact in that scenario. Trump would no longer be able to be president. And we don't really know what violence they'd commit exactly. I think it's pretty sure there would be violence... But why are you assuming it would be widespread and against innocent people? And again it's like Trump being gone is not even worth mentioning

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

I think I agree, but I'd phrase it a bit differently. The problem in our country isn't division, it's that there's an energetic fascist movement that needs to be stopped. The problem with assassinating Trump is that it gives that movement a martyr and would very much energize them (disorganize them too, since they wouldn't know for sure who to follow anymore, but they've never needed to be too organized to do damage and they could do plenty before succession fueled infighting really started to take a toll).

Killing Trump won't kill his ideas, the only way to do that is to embarrass Trump and Trumpism badly, so I think the best series of events would be a) Trump loses the election, b) prosecutors explain Trump's many crimes in meticulous detail to a series of juries who sentence Trump to years and years behind bars, c) Trump dies of a heart attack while taking a shit in prison.

The fact that the voters already did a) once in 2020 and the system's let us down on b) is deeply frustrating and worth acknowledging for the sake of identifying the country's underlying problems (it's the politicians and lawyers more than it is the voters), but it doesn't change the fact that assassinating Trump is the last thing we want to do at this point.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

This sounds very much like typical psy ops information to be honest. Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.

I bet he was looking at some porn the same day, as some people do. Nothing special.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly a man that young I'd be more weirded out if they found NO porn in his history. Not by a lot, just like "...huh."

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or they just use incognito mode

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

I wonder if they went to his provider. Because then it wouldn't matter if he used incognito mode or not 🤔

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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.

They've already said he was a registered Republican

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He needed the erection to steady himself for the shot, not unlike a tripod. He lost it when one of the cops popped up over the roof like a sweaty gopher, and thus lost aiming stability.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

SMH if only there had been someone out there to tell him about bluechew

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[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Yes, yes, but what kind of porn was it? It's extremely important.

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

giantess bodybuilder femdom rick sanchez vores multiverse with jill stein inside

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago

Pickle Rick pricked his pickle in pickless Rick

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago

big back orange wet boi explodes in pleasure in public place

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago

Megamind rule 34 tentacle 60 fps

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably interracial or trans

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Regardless of how and when I die, there's a pretty good chance of my last search being porn too.

[–] s08nlql9@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the lesson here is to pray to God for guidance.. and also clear your search history before you die

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[–] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 0 points 4 months ago

He read Project 2025, and found a section he didn't agree with.

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Search for porn? Meaning he didn't already know where to find it?

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and publishing this story.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was the FBI who released this info. You'd kinda think there'd be no need to publicly share this kind of info because it is not relevant and not great for surviving family members.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but it's hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

I don't recall learning about the last time the Tops grocery shooter looked at porn

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mannn I know you're joking, but that is exactly how you guys got Trump

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Except we got him by voting for him, but most of us on this platform didn't do that.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm talking more about the buzz when he was still just a cooky candidate that obviously wouldn't be put on the republican ticket, but god damn did he make for good television like every time he appeared! And he just kept saying wild things that we all loved reacting to.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Imagine seeing this and thinking that it's a meme and should be posted to a meme community

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago

This kid can't get more boring.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Who doesn't. I'm sure he also consumed bread. (But I fail to see the connection with the case. )

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I wonder if it's better to do an assassination horned up, or with post-nut clarity. Most would say the latter, but I think there's something to be said for being in a mental state of high body/breathing awareness and sensitivity if you're using anything scoped. Having just busted brings a less tender, more businesslike mindset, probably the better to get rough.

So for that reason I think post-nut clarity would be ideal for a brute force hand-to-hand confrontation, but gooning is better for the marksman

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[–] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 4 months ago

Keep in mind this is information provided by the USA, so it's completely untrustworthy. It's possible this happened. It's possible his phone automatically pulled an Instagram update and that's close enough for their spin. And it's possible this is completely fabricated.
You cannot trust them as a source when they need to vilify him.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dude had post-nut clarity and calm, but still attempted it and missed.

Big L.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

More dumpster fire quality material. Bravo.

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